The story of chopsticks

Qing Dynasty, Huangzhou House home Puji big pharmacies, dispensers surnamed Wei. Wei dispensers to do business with great mind, he will be local specialty products such as Panax, Poria and other herbs, the water is exported to the Suzhou and Hangzhou two states, and then the way back to the Longjing tea specialty Suzhou and Hangzhou, two not empty, and soon together million Family wealth .
     That day, Wei dispensers rejoicing, married concubines. Local merchants have come to congratulate Mingshi, the atmosphere is very happy. At noon wedding, but there was an unpleasant thing: I do not know where to a few beggars, but also rushed to the government handed a red envelope, to Daoxi.
     Open the package, inside only a penny, Wei Jia's servant and good gas and funny, would like to pinch the food beggars are out, who knows one of the old beggar shook his head and spoke: "small who Ji Yang Wei dispensers Daimyo, specifically to Hershey, which said the word, the ceremony also closed, and small are the treasurer of the House of the guests on the Wei, how can guests please stand to eat wedding drink the truth.
     Public beggars have echoed, the next person upset, shouting to the nursing homes, nursing homes roll up the sleeves on the hands, tiger boxing in the past, a beggar to fly to fly. Beggars are disheveled, propped up the injured beggar, quietly left.
     This is noisy and attracted a lot of people to see what. When the servant and nursing hospital enraptured to Wei dispensers after passing, the beggars are back. They are divided into three teams, each team lined up, a little attention will also be found: the three groups of beggars by the strong and thin, young and old in turn by the distribution of the more Jiaoren strange is that they are holding the hands A bowl and a pair of chopsticks cuboid mini 80w mod.
     Ordinary people who have seen this battle, stunned the occasion, informed old man Anjiao bad, quickly dispatched to the Wei dispensers, said: "Wei dispensers, you have trouble." Wei waits not to answer the other side Nursing homes Jianmei a challenge, said: north facenorth facenorth facenorth facenorth facenorth facenorth facenorth facenorth facenorth facenorth facenorth faceThis old man a white nursing homes, Lengheng a cry: "Then you try, this calamity is exactly what is wrong, You got that fist. "
     Listen to the old man say this, Wei dispensers a bit confused, busy to ask the old man. The old man a touch of long to be, said: "If the old and decadent guess well, this is the chopsticks to help people, you have good words good hello, otherwise they will like paddy field leech, bite you do not relent ... ..." Wei Dispensers is very strange: "What chopsticks to help?" Old man replied: "decrepit is only slightly heard, the so-called chopsticks to help, is a branch of beggars, a pair of chopsticks left their body,
     Before the old man finished, the beggars have come to the front. Wei dispensers how can not squeeze laugh, but stiffly asked the sentence: "You ... ... what is your dry?" Gang beggars do not answer, but picking up the dishes chopsticks jingling knocked, while knocking sing 4g sim vs 3g sim.
     The old saying goes: knock knock chopsticks, I beg. Even more annoying is that they sing, is actually the local folk crying when the bitterness. Such a trouble, festive, all called bad luck.