The director is a boast boy

S City TV station SBS recently opened a new program called "Art Master". As the name suggests, the program specializes in those who practice in the field of art into fine people. And the first period is very important, because it will determine the ratings of this program ... ... pressure so much, who is willing to host apartment hong kong?
To this end, the director personally visit our department: "the first stage who will interview?"
Office empty, yes, my colleagues last night, fever, diarrhea, and even a car accident, to work only honest people and a few interns.

 
The head of the headstrong refers to: "You, on you."
I have been from the Taiwan since I can always be a food program ah! Can face the decision of the director, I can not say no: "Yes, long ... ... who interview?
"Artistic director, small T teacher."
Just look from the name ... ... sissy atmosphere on the rich choking nose dr bk laser.
On the computer screen, Encyclopedia entry to this person's popularity experience written very detailed, including his first to the city of S hard work, a poor and white when the green travel to live a few 0, several numbers are written out of the bed.
It seems that this interview would like to dig out some new material ... ... desperately ah!
One, small T teacher debut
I swear with my weight, if I knew that small T teacher is him, I would rather ignore the image Sapo roll, but also asked the director to let go!
Sitting in my opposite small T teacher, wearing a retro white shirt, unlock the three buckle, deliberately bare chest, is looking around me with arms. The sun came from the floor glass window and made him like a flamingo.
He suddenly uttered: "Well, the last painting to eat ?"
Damn! He actually recognized me.
Things are like that.
Last month, the Museum of Art has a free exhibition, no interest in the art I ran rushed, just because the exhibition comes with free muffins. They look at their exhibition, I stand in the entrance of the muffin booth before refused to go.
A plate and a plate, muffin soft and crisp, delicious to I can not help but close your eyes to enjoy ... ...
Then I opened my eyes and saw a man who was dressed like a flamingo. He frowned, his hand in his hand, his hand clutching his mouth, the side of the female assistant shouted: "Mary, who is she?"
Female assistant pushed the glasses: "may be ... ... a man to rub the muffins?
Flamingo man immediately attacked: "to the museum is actually only to eat muffins! It is too unpleasant scenery." Having finished his orchid a wave, "Mary, contact the supplier of muffins, said their implant sponsorship us Do not do it, look at their muffins ... "he glanced at me with his spare time," all the hawks.
The whole flamingo directed a good play, so I react, he has stepped on a pair of shiny pointed shoes away.
In the process of going far, he was even enough to say to the female assistant, "She has made me allergic.
This dead ... sissy.
It is not easy to get out of the tragic experience.
Professional, such as me, business, private matter is very clear, but does not mean that the other side of this measure, he asked my phrase "eat no" is the best evidence of his stingy.